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How To Destroy Your Relationships In Three Easy Steps

If your trying to find a quick and easy way to dismantle your relationships then listen to this.

I have researched and discovered three essential ingredients that will ruin your marriage, break up your family and turn your friends against you.

Mothership Episode 3


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All of the cool tunes in this episode is from Epidemic Sound, used under license.


Season three of the main show is starting in June.

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Bonus Ep: Most Precious Interview

Author, Podcaster and one of my favorite earthling, Brent Stark, sat with me to talk about his podcast Most Precious commodity.

Brent writes short stories with a bit of time travelling to keep you on your toes.
I enjoyed discussing his creative process and what drives him to create his stories.


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Poetic Earthlings Studio

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Music is license under Epidemic Sound.

Brent’s first book is available on Amazon

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When They Call Your Baby Ugly

You finished writing your Magnus opus and someone has the audacity to point out it’s faults, what do you do?

Off season, episode 2

If you have been writing stories for a good length of time you’ll attract haters and lovers.
Hopefully more lovers than hatters.

There is a third category, objective critic. This person will dissect your story, study all the nuts and bolts and see if your story holds together.

We need the objective critic, not the cheerleader. The objective critic sharpens our skills, the cheerleader strokes our ego.

To be honest I would rather be sourounded by beautiful cheerleaders telling me how awesome I am, but in my innermost soul I need the objective critic.

In today’s parlance ‘criticism’ is viewed as a negative word so we desperately try to avoid it. The very thing that could improve our writing we run away from.
How strange.


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Special Thanks

Thank you to my big brother Elvis, please check out his YouTube channel, Toronto RC, for drones, remote controlled cars and boats.


All the videos game music and other songs is licensed under Epidemic Sound.


Twitter: @poeticearthling

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Bonus EP/ The Quickening

You have been chosen to take a one way trip to Mars, your shuttle goes off course 400 years into the future.

Written by Dark Samaritan

Poetic Earthlings Studio is now open.
If you have a short story and you will like it to be converted into an audio presentation then reach out to me on Twitter @Poeticearthling or by email at

Special Thanks to Brent Stark from The Most Precious Commodity podcast

Also thank you to Tiffany C Lewis, please check out all of her novels on Amazon.


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All Music for the Quickening part 1 is licensed under Epidemic Sound

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5 lessons from Dora The Explorer

I have a confession to make, I watched Dora The Explorer. It wasn’t as traumatizing as I thought and I learned 5 principles that will make you more creative.

Ep 1

  1. Lean into your weirdness
  2. Not everyone is going to like it
  3. Know what your not
  4. Keep it simple
  5. Remember your roots

If you apply these principles consistently in your creative process you will be one step further in achieving your goals.


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Panda and The Poet

I was a special guest on the Connoisseur Panda.
We talked about the current state of Hip-Hop, converting stories into audio dramas and finding inspiration from Netflix.

It was great speaking with Patrice Rostón, her energy and warmth is infectious. Please follow her on Instagram: @patriceroston or Follow The Connoisseur Panda on Twitter: @connoisseurpan.

House Of Flimsy Cards

The world is a deck of playing cards
Mixed and shuffled with jokers and kings. An ace in the hole, a jack of all trades, have carefully positioned this deluxe pyramid.

It rises and soars, it’s colours abound
impressive was babel before the fall. 
The clubs are at the bottom supporting the diamonds,
The Spades seem content 
in their affluent position. 
I enter my townhouse
they enter their palace 
can hardly afford my Kia
they are on their 3rd or 4th Lexus. 

The spades are controlled by the Queen 
she has them by her bra strings
and tells them what to do. 


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Hell and Reconciliations

Mr Finkelman woke up and realized he was in hell.
How did he there? What were the signs, and could he warn his friends and family before it’s too late?

Season 2, Episode 11

Welcome to the Season 2 finale. Take a moment, pat yourself on the back and reflect on your journey. Hopefully these episodes made you think and question reality.
As an Earthling you are constantly growing in your self awareness at least I hope you are. One of the goals of this show is to foster a healthy curiosity, to challenge are thinking and deepen our understanding of what it means to be human.

Despite the current trend of dividing humanity into skin colour, ethnicity and cultural lines this show attempts to display the universal truth that we are one species created by a Divine Architect.

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”

Thank you for taking the time with me to explore these truths.
Sometimes we don’t want to hear the truth, but it’s always good medicine.

What’s Next

I have pre recorded a spin-off show called, The Mothership. This show goes behind the curtains of Poetic Earthlings so you can see the creative process at work. If your a writer that’s battling with writer’s block, imposter syndrome and other creative potholes this show will get you back on track. They are between 15 to 20 minutes so you can get back to writing.


Thank you for telling a friend about this show because of your help this has been the greatest season so far. Also, thank you for buying me a coffee at your money and kindness goes a long way.

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Pray And Run

The Pray and Run policy wasn’t working,
as the streets remained deadly.
The cities Health and Safety Inspector devised a simple way to protect his citizens from the foreign invaders, but will the council listen and change the policy before it’s too late.

Season 2, Episode 10

Special Announcement:

Season 2 ends two weeks from now, don’t worry I’m not going to leave you for a couple of months with nothing to listen to, what kind of Earthling would I be?

So I will release the Mothership. This podcast goes behind the scenes of the main show to show you where I come up with crazy ideas and the mental hurdles along the way.

If your an artist this show will help you to overcome imposter syndrome, creativity droughts and negative thinking. Each episode will be short so you can go back to your work of art.


You can reach me on Twitter @Poeticearthling. I would like to hear from you. Also I’m on Instagram at

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Rabbit Holes and Lucky Charms

Look around you, the world is not as it seems. Everything is connected by a single thread. Sometimes we go down rabbit holes and lose are purpose, other times we find lucky charms along the way.

Season 2, Episode 9

This is the most unusual episode of season 2 so far and I couldn’t have created it without the help of Yewande Akinse, Mihai Brinas, Matt Seeley and the man of mystery Dark Samaritan.

Their contribution elevated this concept from fleeting thoughts in my mind, to a tangible experience that goes beyond this world.


To see what I’m doing when I’m not recording episodes you can visit me on Twitter @Poeticearthling or leave a message on my website

Special Thanks:

Thanks once again to the incredible poets on this episode:
Matt Seeley is at and you can tweet him @MattSeeleypoems

Mihai Brinas can be reached on Twitter @MihaiBrinas

Invitation to Poetry Kindle Edition

Yewande Akinse is at and on Twitter at @Adwande


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All music in this episode is licensed under Epidemic Sound.

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